Let me tell you about the problem with AI detectors. They are trying to answer the wrong question. Every AI detector on the market: GPTZero, Turnitin, Copyleaks, all of them, asks some version of the same question: does this finished text look like it was written by a human or a machine? They analyze the output. They look for patterns. They generate a score. And then they tell you, with varying degrees of confidence, whether the thing already submitted to you is probably auth